This makes it a funny thing to say to someone while also complimenting them.Ģ3. Obviously, no law enforcement official is going to arrest you for being beautiful. I am going to call the cops on you because it must be illegal to be as fine as you are. Implying falling to the ground here is what is funny, however, the person is only trying to say that they are falling in love with you over and over again.Ģ2. I think I am going to need knee surgery because every day that I am with you, I fall for you all over again. Is Your Name Gillette? Because You Are The Best A Man Can Get.Ī funny line curled from the Gillette razor tagline. To better understand how sweet and funny this statement is, you will have to know that while it is impossible to know how many stars exist, astronomers estimate that there are about 300 billion in our Milky Way galaxy alone.Ģ0. There aren’t enough stars in the sky to show you how much you brighten up my day. The above statement is a fancy way of saying her beauty is unquantifiable because eternity simply means infinite time that never ends.ġ9. If your beauty was described in time, you would be my eternity. So telling someone that they are the final piece is an interesting analogy that indicates how important they are to you.ġ8. Life is often described as the most difficult puzzle one would ever have to complete. If my life was a puzzle, you would be the final piece that makes it complete. It might be easier to just ask for a kiss but saying it this way shows that actions speak louder than words.ġ7. Sometimes words are not enough to tell you how great you have been. So telling someone that despite their shortcomings you still love them, is one of the greatest things you could say to make sure that they know you are in love.ġ6.
When I realized that you had flaws, I fell for you even more. The dance of the bird of paradise is, however, a sight to behold so anyone willing to replicate such an effort for you really cares about you.ġ5. Other than the Vogelkop superb bird of paradise, birds are not generally known to dance. If I were a bird, I would grow the brightest feathers and do the best dance to win your heart. As a result, it is a huge compliment to be told that all they dreamed about was you.ġ4. Those who do will tell you that they usually dream of a myriad of things. There are not many people who remember their dreams at night. I have a million dreams at night, and they all start and end with you. There is nothing better in this world than to know that you are the best thing to have happened to someone.ġ3. If my life ended today, I would be content with how I have lived because I will always know that you have made me the happiest I will ever be. If someone is able to say that you are more beautiful than any rose they could pick, they certainly have strong feelings for you.ġ2.
They emit beautiful positive feelings and as a result, have become the masterpiece of all the flowers. Roses are beautiful flowers that symbolize romance, love, beauty, and courage. I was going to buy you a flower, but then I realized that you are far more beautiful than any rose I could pick. In other words, they do not see themselves living without you. When I am not dreaming of you, I will be dead. When I am not thinking of you, I am dreaming of you. This statement should elicit at least a smile because of how fictitious it is to live without a heart.ġ0. He asked me what happened with a scared look on his face and I told him not to worry because I gave my heart to you. The doctor almost fainted after taking an x-ray of my heart. While this might not be the best funny thing to say to a person of faith, it shows how much you are willing to give up to be with the person.ĩ. The fires of hell would be better with you than all of the happiness in heaven if you weren’t mine.
#Funny random things to say in a text professional#
This would be perfect for a medical professional who would understand the severity of one’s heart skipping a beat.Ĩ. For some reason, my heart skips beats and races when I feel your touch. I have a heart attack every time I am with you. Telling some that they add meaning to your life simply implies that without them you will be lost and that they mean the world to you.ħ. You must be a dictionary because you add meaning to my life.ĭictionaries are where we go to find meanings to words we do not know.
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